Mixed Metaphors

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I despise summaries. If I were able to sum up the 30 years of my life in just a few words, then I would know for certain that my life mission has failed. Read the journal. Find out about me the long way, if you truly have any interest in learning about ME.

"When people told themselves their past with stories, explained their present with stories, foretold the future with stories, the best place by the fire was kept for the storyteller." - John Hurt as The Storyteller

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